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Pansy Alert

I’ve been meaning to blog a lot more. I even had some things I wanted to blog about. Then the the moment passes and I’m like ugh…nevermind.

Almost two weeks after my head first dive into the dirt, my neck is still killing me. By the end of most days, my head feels like it weighs 50 pounds and the shoulders are killing me. I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow to get my vagina checked out so I think I will mention the neck issues. I want to make sure nothing is fractured or damaged. If I don’t catch it now then I may turn my head to say what’s up and next thing I go limp. HA! I said limp. Anyway.

Later

Hanging up the boots

I’m officially calling it quits with riding dirt bikes. When I re-injured my leg last July I was quick to say “I won’t ever ride again”. But that was more out of frustration than anything else. This time around I don’t have the frustration of a injury. I also have spent a few days thinking and talking about it with people. The risk just isn’t worth it for me anymore. I will move on to some other things I want to try out. Hopefully, I will be able to find something else I enjoyed as much as motocross. I know I’m going to miss it. At times I will probably even consider riding again. But I hope people will remind me of what I’m saying now. The decision is made and it’s official (cause it’s on my blog. That means it’s official).

I invite my friends and family to help me out with finding a new hobby. Or even getting deeper involved with other current hobbies. So if you’re into extreme knitting, feel free to invite me to try. I’m open for anything right now.

Just an example

Here is a little example of what happened today.

Not feeling too bad right now.

Confidence? I’ll have some of that please.

Today marked the third time that I have gone out riding my dirt bike. I’m WAS slowly gaining confidence again. Unfortunately, I had a small setback today. After going around Cross Creek’s national track for two laps I had the gnarliest crash I think I’ve been in. Coming out of a turn I hit the throttle and the front end popped to the left. It dug into the dirt and the backend came around causing me to high side. It’s like getting bucked off a bull. I hit the ground head first and rolled in some fashion. I don’t really recall how I landed. But my head went all the way back, followed by my shoulder taking the rest of it. I ended the roll on all fours. Right now, I have a line across the back of my head where the helmet dug into my skin. That is how far back it went. The first thing I did was make sure I could move all my limbs. Then I concentrated on if there was any pain coming from the knee. None. After going back to the truck I kept checking I had feeling in my limbs. I’m freaking paranoid about breaking my neck. Anyway after resting for a long while I went back out riding. Strangely enough, I didn’t think about my knee at all for the first time. But that was because I was worried about my neck. :) I’m pretty damn sore right now. Hopefully next time out I will have a flawless day.

I need to get me one of those Leatt Braces. fo sho.

Awesome

How cool is this?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/10/girl.fights/index.html

It would be perfect if that happened. If it doesn’t happen I say we invite them to a video taping of Oprah. Then after they come through the door we get the entire studio audience to kick the shit out of them. Anyone in?

sigh…ugh…

Fair warning. This may be a long confusing post.

Today was going to be an awesome day. I had a really good idea for a new script I want to write. My brain was working overtime coming up with ideas. I get to work pumped and ready to jot down these ideas. I opened my wordpad and inserted a ‘-’ and that’s all that got done. Not because I lost my train of thought. It was because a customer needed something (god forbid). Then all of a sudden all my customers needed attention right there and then. So I was on the phone from 8 in the morning to 5. I haven’t been on the phone that much since I started Tivoli, 8 years ago. On top of that I ended my work day meeting with a member of my team to discuss some things. It had to due with various little things that needed to be said. But all in all it was not the day I wanted. I left the office at 6 and all of my creative juices were gone. damn job…err wait I didn’t say that. Another nice little gem about job stuff came out today. Awesome Day!

About 30 minutes ago, Alev was like “Did you hear about those girls who lured another girl into a house. Then beat the shit out of her and videotaped it.” All because they wanted to create a viral video. Check the link: http://www.wftv.com/video/15817645/index.html

More details here: http://www.wftv.com/news/15817394/detail.html#

Makes me ill. There have been a few events of late that really make me question things. One day I hope to have some kids. But I wonder what it’s going to be like when they’re teenagers. Are they going have to worry about being invited over to someones house in fear of what’s behind the door. Or worry about some weak minded kid coming into school with a gun and spraying it. I’m not that old but I can definitely see a difference in when I was kid and the ones today. The majority of kids today are just a bunch of weak minded assholes. I could offer my thoughts on why that is but that is a whole other topic. I just hope when I have a kid they grow up to be a good person. That’s all. I don’t care if you don’t go to college or they get pregnant as a teenager. Just be a good person and treat people with respect. We’re currently in short supply of them.

So like I started, sigh…ugh…

That sums up my day. So I don’t leave things off on a depressing note, check out this video.

“If you wanna mess with me, I think you probably can, because I’m not confident and I’m weak for a man”

R.I.P. Brother

It’s with a heavy heart that I tell you this. The Porn Bush passed away on the morning of April 07, 2008. The day started off like any other – still high from the previous nights happenings, cleaning the vomit out of his hair. He stumbled to the bathroom and slipped on a towel. It was during this fall that he hit his head on the toilet and then onto the electric razor. *sniff* *tear* He lived a short life but I don’t think we can say he left anything undone.

R.I.P. Brother.

I’ll see you soon…

The next time I get too lazy to shave.

Peace.

Candy Mountain

Ben sent me a link to a YouTube video called ‘Candy Mountain’. I watched it and it’s internet gold! Check it out.

I couldn’t help myself

One more for the Porn Bush fans out there.

“That thing looks like a 70′s porn bush”

“That thing looks like a 70′s porn bush”

That is how someone at work described my chin pubes. It just so happens I watched a clip of 70′s porn on uselessjunk.com this week. I would have to agree, it does look like a untrimmed bush. I’m slow to trim it because I always screw it up. Instead of trimming it, I’m going to let it grow and see what happens.

It also kind of reminds of the trolls that were popular in the 90′s.

Hmmmmm…

They’re like twins!

Looks at this pretty little lady troll.

You can tell she’s a lady by those nice wet lips. hmmm tasty.

Sir Robs and the Porn Bush say peace out!