I don't really consider myself a gamer. Once upon a time I would say I was. But that all changed with World of Warcraft. Around the time I started playing World of Warcraft, I installed an application called xfire. Xfire is a chat client, much like AIM, that allows you to connect easily with other gamers. It also tracks what games you play...and how long you have played each game. One day after playing WoW I happened to check my xfire account. What I saw made my jaw drop. Xfire said I had been playing for 52 hours. 52 hours of my life went into a video game. That is like a work week and then some....
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I have what some might call a problem, some may call it an addiction. I drink a lot...of sodas. It's really embarrassing for me to admit this. I have a lot of people looking up to me. It's because of them I want to kick this dirty habit and get clean. The turning point for me came one day when I was in a back ally servicing a quadriplegic amputee Gulf War vet. I was on my knees about to start the 'Sir Robbie Rob World Famous Special' and it hit me. Well, the vet hit me. The first hit was to the head, with what I don't know, from that point on I was in and out of consciousness. I woke up laying...
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I've been on the hunt for a Charlie and the Candy Mountain t-shirt since MetalMan told me about it. In my searching I found a friggin' sequel to the awesome-ness that is Charlie. I can't believe I didn't know about this. I must be seriously out of the loop.
That is just pure gold. Heeeeeeeyyyyyy Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
By the way, someone hook me up with a link to a Charlie t-shirt.
UPDATE: I'm a jackass. The link is actually at the end of the clip. MetalMan thanks for sending the link and not pointing out I'm slightly slow.
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Change never comes without problems. If it did, we wouldn't try to avoid it as much as possible. This time is proving to be no different. It's treating me like its little prison bitch. I'm the new fish on the block and its screaming "Fresh Meat!" at me. Why does it have to be so ruthless? Man up Rob! Don't Cry!*Deep Breath*Actually it hasn't brought me to tears yet. I'm just walking around with a donut pillow for when I sit down. Back in April, we sold our beater truck. I used the truck as my daily driver and hauling around my dirt bikes. Well, it had about 316,000 miles on the original motor and was due for inspection....
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I'm sorry that I haven't been paying any attention to you blog. Things have been crazy and I haven't had anything smart ass-y to say. Instead of another sweet blog entry I thought I would do something different. I'm going to give my fans (Hi Mom!) a little something to get to know Sir Robs a little better.
How am I going to do that?
With Random YouTube clips.
Say What?!?!
Yep, I going to post some of the best YouTube clips that will help my readers get a better idea of my sense of humor.
Transformers!
wtf?
I Love You Rebecca! NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www1.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?36e2ccefEveryday...
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It's been grasping for air the past couple of weeks. So it's time to let the cat out of the bag. I know all of the readers of SRR.com have been dying to know, "What's the big change going on in your life?". Well it's time to tell you...tomorrow...maybe. Just messing with you. Alev and I are putting our house on the market. During our vacation we talked about getting back to Austin and do whatever it takes to sell the house. Since being back we have gotten the outside of the house painted (puuurtty), running things to storage, and met with an awesome realtor. Everything has been going at a faster...
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I came across this YouTube clip today. It features NBA basketball star Kobe Bryant hanging out with the Jackass crew. They set up a pool full of snakes and take turns jumping into it. Really not that funny...for Jackass. The cool part is watching Kobe line up to jump over the pool and slam dunk a ball. Now you're probably saying "That's pretty lame compared to other Jackass Shananigans." That is fact but watch Kobe jump over the pool...into a dunk. The distance he jumped just blew my mind. Mindblowing! I can't even jump rope. That's the random YouTube clip of the day. Have fun.
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It's that feeling you get before speaking in front of a large group of people. Or going into a BIG job interview might do it for you. For me, it's public speaking. When I know I need to get up in front of people I instantly start feeling sick. First, I feel like I'm going to hurl, then it turns into other stomach issues. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. No? I get the shits! Thanks for making me say it. It completely wrecks me. By the time I get to speaking, I'm using all of my energy to keep from passing out. Well I have that nervous pukey feeling all day. Only this time it's not public speaking....
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I forgot to post the short video I took of the Harley on Saturday. Here it is...all 12 seconds of it.
It sounds mean. grrr!
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Many of you at one point have heard me say "One day, by golly, I'll get a Mac. I just need to sell my right and left testicles.". Well the day has FINALLY come. Alev and I are proud owners of 24 inch iMacs. Now I can get away from the crappy Adobe Premiere and work on Final Cut Pro. It was almost worth the castration. Check out the arrival.
If this was a Disney movie, this is where we would break into song. Thankfully, this isn't a Disney movie.
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