Madonna is like a fine wine…

she just gets keeps getting uglierscarierbetter with age.

I came across this picture today, and I’m getting hot. I’ve never wanted something so bad before. My loins are on fire! Everytime I see a new picture of her, I feel the need to disappear into the bathroom for some alone time. Who can blame me? Look at that face! There is just something that turns me on about that, that face caught in a bear trap look. If that’s not enough for you, check out those arms. Imagine those arms wrapped around you, just hugging you…touching you!

ahh, please don’t touch me.

How can people do this to themselves? Does Madonna look in the mirror and like this new look? Does it not frighten her kid(s). I’m a grown man and I’ll probably have nightmares for a week.

Just to help you erase this from your mind. Here’s a little Gary Busey.