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An Official H.O.G.

September 11th, 2008


This post has been long overdue.

Well, you know that itch that I scratched a few months back? (no? Then update yourself homeslice: link) I don’t think I scratched it well enough because we ending up buying a 2008 Harley Davidson XL1200N Nightster. When we were looking around, I was looking for the Baby Blue/Black nightster. I soon realized I’m not quite that comfortable with my sexuality to pull it off. Instead, I went with the colors that I’ve been drooling over since first seeing the bike, Orange and Black. B-E-A-utiful! I can’t wait till we get settled in North Carolina and I can hit the roads. I’m fully the expecting the rides out there to be purrrty.

There are still a few things I need to do to fully transition into my Harley owner status. One, I need to start working on getting that leathery skin look. That means I need to rub myself down with baby oil and ride around in a wife beater. When my skin has the consistency of beef jerky I’m good to go. Second, I need to get some official jailhouse ink. I don’t want some poser ink, so I’m going to get myself arrested and sent to prison. Then I will do unpleasant things to get my Jailhouse bitch ink. Third, not really needed for Harley owners but doesn’t hurt, I will be getting a license plate with ‘PNS EXT‘. Everyone will know I’m riding a Harley to overcompensate for my tiny package.

It will be an awesome journey!

Sir Robbie Rob the “The Leathery Skin Harley Owner” is out! Peace!

  • nikk

    nice ride! it’s very purdy:)

  • http://michaelpark.net Michael

    All that for a bike… man.

  • http://scooterchick.net Daethian

    Hmm… can girls have penis envy too? LOL Try as I may to remember my damn sunscreen I always end up with a sunburn. Blame my fair skin I guess.

    Anyway, I love the black and orange paint scheme. I can’t seem to get into the new ‘dark customs’ that H-D is rolling out.

    Sadly riding here in ILLINOIS is pretty freakin dull. Everything is flat and straight. Get your butt out to the Sturgis area and ride the Black Hills. That’s where I grew up and the riding there is second to none!