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Max Payne

I make it a point not to post reviews on here. I don't share the same opinions that many people have so I'm left explaining why I thought something sucked. It got to the point of people always saying"Rob, What did you think...oh I bet you thought it sucked". I'm so sorry I think Resident Evil and the Britney Spears' Crossroads were a complete waste of time. Now if I'm asked I just shrug and make a half smile. It got old defending why I don't love the shitty movies in the world. But the time has come for me to break my silence. There is a movie so bad that I don't think anyone should ever see and it's...

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BBQ Cookoff

Back in August I participated in a BBQ Cookoff for my company's diversity day for men (What's more diverse than playing to male stereotypes? We had BBQ and Beer, the only thing we were missing were strippers). I was asked if I wanted to do the cook off and quickly said "eh, maybe". That maybe really meant no I don't want to do it but I rather not sound like all the other douches and say no. So I choose to be the douche that said maybe. What sound does a douchey toilet make...doooouuuucccchhheeee! Next thing I know I'm on the email chain for brainstorming for our team's menu. We had 7-8 people...

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